I saw a car downtown with a confusing collection of stickers

From left to right we have an Obama campaign sticker, a Bicentennial US Flag, THE STARS AND BARS (The Confederate National Flag), and a Union Jack.

I'm guessing the sticker next to the Honda emblem means they have two kids, a baby, a cat, and one child they use as a hackysack. But that's not important.

They voted for Obama. Okay. They're patriotic as well. They have a British relative, or active anglophilia. Okay.

But they're flying the Sesesh Flag, the "We Don't Need You, Yankee" flag, the banner of the House Divided. 

I'm unable to reconcile this.