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Tuesday, April 7, 2015

'Justified' Characters CantStandRand

I'd like the characters from 'Justified', alive or dead, to film ‪#‎CantStandRand ads, as documentary style interviews.

Announcer: 'Residents of Harlan County, Kentucky, were asked their opinions of their junior Senator.'

Boyd Crowder: 'There is something about the man that leads me to believe one ought not leave him alone with their valuables. I can't quite identify the exact trait, but there is something truly shady about the Senator.'

Katherine Hale: 'He reminds me, uncomfortably, of my late husband.'

Arlo Givens: 'I can't say as I've ever met the man, but I don't find him particularly trustworthy. Seems like the kind of man who couldn't keep to the agreed upon terms of a deal. Does not strike me as an honorable individual.'

Dickie Bennett: 'Well, I might be inclined to vote for him if came to my cell, got down on his knees and...’

Ava Crowder: ‘Are you sure he’s no relation to Boyd?’

Ellstin Limehouse: 'I've met hogs with more character. After they've been slaughtered.'

Loretta McCready: ‘He’s a jackass. And a cheapskate.’

Wynn Duffy: 'He's an okay doctor. What?'

Choo Choo: '...uh...Who?'

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Mags Bennett: 'I won't say a word on his character until after we've set together. I'd like to extend my hospitality, and invite him to my house, to enjoy some Apple Pie. It's an old family recipe.'

Raylan Givens: 'He reminds me of someone. Whenever I see his picture I find myself reaching for my sidearm, as though I expect him to draw on me. Whether this is the product of some subconscious recognition, or a side effect of living and working in a place of uncommon regular violence, I am uncertain. Regardless, I'd prefer to not make his acquaintance; it'd be uncomfortable for both parties.

'Y'know, I think I just figured it out. Yup. I'm sure of it. He reminds me of my former wife's late second husband. Something about the eyes, suggesting a small animal on the edge of panic. That's it. Winona's deceased second. He was in Real Estate.'