I'd like the characters from 'Justified', alive or dead, to
film #CantStandRand ads, as documentary style
interviews.
Announcer: 'Residents of Harlan County, Kentucky, were asked
their opinions of their junior Senator.'
Boyd Crowder: 'There is something about the man that leads
me to believe one ought not leave him alone with their valuables. I can't quite
identify the exact trait, but there is something truly shady about the
Senator.'
Katherine Hale: 'He reminds me,
uncomfortably, of my late husband.'
Arlo Givens: 'I can't say as I've ever met the man, but I
don't find him particularly trustworthy. Seems like the kind of man who
couldn't keep to the agreed upon terms of a deal. Does not strike me as an
honorable individual.'
Dickie Bennett: 'Well, I might be inclined to vote for him
if came to my cell, got down on his knees and...’
Ava Crowder: ‘Are you sure he’s no relation to Boyd?’
Ellstin Limehouse: 'I've met hogs with more character. After
they've been slaughtered.'
Loretta McCready: ‘He’s
a jackass. And a cheapskate.’
Wynn Duffy: 'He's an okay doctor. What?'
Choo Choo: '...uh...Who?'
Mags Bennett: 'I won't say a word
on his character until after we've set together. I'd like to extend my
hospitality, and invite him to my house, to enjoy some Apple Pie. It's an old
family recipe.'
Raylan Givens: 'He reminds me of
someone. Whenever I see his picture I find myself reaching for my sidearm, as
though I expect him to draw on me. Whether this is the product of some
subconscious recognition, or a side effect of living and working in a place
of uncommon regular violence, I am uncertain. Regardless, I'd prefer to not
make his acquaintance; it'd be uncomfortable for both parties.
'Y'know, I think I just figured it out. Yup. I'm sure of it. He reminds me of my former wife's late second husband. Something about the eyes, suggesting a small animal on the edge of panic. That's it. Winona's deceased second. He was in Real Estate.'
'Y'know, I think I just figured it out. Yup. I'm sure of it. He reminds me of my former wife's late second husband. Something about the eyes, suggesting a small animal on the edge of panic. That's it. Winona's deceased second. He was in Real Estate.'
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